Archive for the ‘Uncategorized’ Category

Ancient family ice cream secret (shhhhh)

Friday, June 30th, 2017

Did you know the best way to dip ice cream is with a butter knife? No struggle or wrestling, it just works.

Try it. NOW!

Overheard at Walmart

Monday, April 15th, 2013

Two completely white haired elderly men chatting near the checkout aisle:

“So, have you retired?”

“No, I can’t retire, I have a 7 year old son.”