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A new desire

Monday, August 12th, 2019

I have given in to the need to drive a unique car. It’s a curse i have learned to live with. A disease, an eccentricity, a whimsical foible… OK suffice it to say i like unique vehicles. I now have a new unique car to desire. For years, I have relied on the quirky nature of Saab’s and how they aren’t a dime a dozen out there in the cold cruel world. Now that they are no longer, and I’ve had a number of them, I need something new to scratch the itch, something that won’t cost an arm and a leg and maybe a first born. I have found this vehicle, and one day i may or may not own one.

If you have been searching for just the right gift for my birthday or Christmas, your search is over.

https://www.smythkitcars.com/new-beetle-truck-conversion

Ancient family ice cream secret (shhhhh)

Friday, June 30th, 2017

Did you know the best way to dip ice cream is with a butter knife? No struggle or wrestling, it just works.

Try it. NOW!

Overheard at Walmart

Monday, April 15th, 2013

Two completely white haired elderly men chatting near the checkout aisle:

“So, have you retired?”

“No, I can’t retire, I have a 7 year old son.”