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Monday, June 29th, 2020

I have been sad since the pandemic started that my phone doesn’t recognize me anymore. I have to type in my passcode, how early 2000s.

First amendment

Thursday, October 3rd, 2019

The family won’t allow me to try and give away the dogs anymore. I feel there is a first amendment issue here…

A new desire

Monday, August 12th, 2019

I have given in to the need to drive a unique car. It’s a curse i have learned to live with. A disease, an eccentricity, a whimsical foible… OK suffice it to say i like unique vehicles. I now have a new unique car to desire. For years, I have relied on the quirky nature of Saab’s and how they aren’t a dime a dozen out there in the cold cruel world. Now that they are no longer, and I’ve had a number of them, I need something new to scratch the itch, something that won’t cost an arm and a leg and maybe a first born. I have found this vehicle, and one day i may or may not own one.

If you have been searching for just the right gift for my birthday or Christmas, your search is over.

Ancient family ice cream secret (shhhhh)

Friday, June 30th, 2017

Did you know the best way to dip ice cream is with a butter knife? No struggle or wrestling, it just works.

Try it. NOW!

Overheard at Walmart

Monday, April 15th, 2013

Two completely white haired elderly men chatting near the checkout aisle:

“So, have you retired?”

“No, I can’t retire, I have a 7 year old son.”